Monthly Archives: March 2019

Triple Threat Tips – Vol 1

Tongue firmly in cheek, he introduced a new series of jokes to his readers by stating…

If the “Books for Dummies” series is any indication, people need help with many of the basic issues of life.  Therefore, as I want to assist members of the worldwide community by sharing the many things I’ve learned, starting today I’ll be regularly posting some great tips and tricks for various aspects of living.  I can’t imagine your life won’t be greatly enhanced by some, if not all, of my ideas, so sit back and relax while I launch the first collection of ‘Tips For the Times.


DIY Recycling – 30 minutes after getting off your bike, hop back on

Preparing Meals – An easy way out of a tough jam is switching to peanut butter

Fashion – Tuck your wallet and other personal items into your cheeks and then add a zipper across your mouth.  People will be so impressed to see you pursing your lips.


Want More?

Here’s a few suggestions to keep the laughs coming…

This EMT Walks Into a Bar

Our first responders are, thankfully, always there for us but sometimes, like in today’s story, the emergency turns out differently than they expected.  But it all started when…

This EMT Walks Into a Bar and is startled to see a woman lying on the floor and no one showing any concern.  Rushing toward her to help, he asks the bartender over his shoulder, “Any idea what the lady’s problem is?”  The man drawing beer, says, “Oh she just fell for a pick-up line.”

Time to Vote

 

 

 

 

 

Before you vote, hop on over to this Google search page of ‘Tributes to First Responders’ and check out some of the great things said about these wonderful people.  Then, if you don’t know how our voting works, check out this helpful page.