We were having some yard improvement work done by M.K.B. Lawn Care and, as is often the case, I was trying to be funny with the crew.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t having much success, so I thought I’d focus on my specialty.  I told one of the guys I was going to work on coming up with a ‘walks into a bar’ joke on what they were installing.  In less than 10 seconds, he came up with a joke, which I’ve just slightly modified below.

This load of pea gravel walks into a bar and takes a seat.  When the server arrives and asks what he’d like to drink, the landscape feature shakes his head and says, “Just bring me some chicken wings.  If I drink anything now, it will go right through me.”